I have a story to tell because I still have the ebbie jibbies. I am trying to make myself laugh about it, but I just can't seem to get there. Maybe that is because it happened just last night.
It was one of those nights. I was being a good, healthy mom. I cut up a fresh pineapple. I ate about half that freshly cut up pineapple all to myself. It was a large quantity, but oh, so tasty.
About 10 minutes later, my mouth starts stinging. A few minutes after that I notice my tongue felt a little bit big. A few minutes after that I notice a little labored breathing.
Oh no. Am I allergic to pineapple? I never have been before. Rather than find out, I took a big dose of children's benedryl, because that is the only kind I had.
About an hour later, I was ready to go to bed. It was bedtime, so that was fine.
About 1am my eyes pop open for some reason. Not sure why because I was sleeping so soundly from the Benedryl. And what do I see but a smallish black something laying on the pillow right next to my face.
My worst nightmare.
One of those water bugs that are all over the place here. The ones that are about 2 inches long and closely resemble a roach. Probably is a roach, but I refuse to believe that those things are even in my home. They aren't the type that infest a home. They are like crickets that occasionally get in.
And one was staring me right in the face.
Had it crawled on my face and that is what woke me up?
I was wide awake at that point.
I carefully moved and then flung that pillow in the opposite direction of me, flinging it in the direction of Evan.
I jumped out of bed and flipped on the lights.
The roach/water bug/Palmetto Bug was now on Evan's shoulder. It wasn't moving.
And in my very sleepy, very awake Benedryl state, I had that thought that I could slam my pillow into that bug and it would actually kill it. But I had to hit it hard or it would never work. I didn't want to hurt Evan, but I wanted to seriously injure that bug.
So I took my pillow and with all my strength, slammed it against Evan, who was in a dead sleep himself.
I yelled that I was so sorry to wake Evan up that way, but I had no choice because there was a roach resting on his shoulder.
Evan didn't move and calmly asked me where the bug was. I told him it had moved right next to his elbow near his belly.
Evan slowly lifted his head so he could see the roach and grabbed that sucker by the tail. Barely caught its hind legs.
But caught it he did!
And he got up and flushed that nasty thing down the toilet.
And then climbed back in bed, mumbled something about whip lash, and went back to sleep.
I was still wide awake.
Fortunately I know these type bugs do not infest a home. I could not live in a home where they did. I kept imagining why I suddenly woke up and was staring this creepy thing right in the eyes.
What woke me up?
And why did I think slamming it with a pillow would kill it?